2007
This bullshit here is because I would not give my youngest daughter back to Evil Baby Mama for a week.
I had went to Evil Baby Mama’s place on a Friday to pick up my girls for the weekend. Evil Baby Mama was not there. Evil Baby Mama’s Mama was watching them. My Youngest was only about 8 months old at this time.
I had walked into Evil Baby Mama’s place to get my girls and the place was a fucking disgusting mess. My youngest daughter was crawling around on the floor eating dried up food that was mashed into the carpet. It kind of disgusted me. Now, I’m not exactly the king of clean but I have never let my place get like that, especially when my girls were going to be with me. I always cleaned before they came.
When Sunday came around and I was supposed to give my girls back to Evil Baby Mama, I didn’t. Not my youngest. I gave my oldest back because there was already a custody order on her and walking and old enough to know not to eat crap off the floor. I really didn’t want to go to jail. There was no custody order on our youngest yet. I kept her. I told Evil Baby Mama that she could have our daughter back when she cleaned her shit hole up and made it safer for our girls.
It took Evil Baby Mama a week to tell me that she cleaned her place. But once she told me that she cleaned her place up, I took her word for it and gave our daughter back. This is the only time I have kept my girls from Evil Baby Mama. I never did it after and never tried.
I mean, maybe I overreacted? But when I walked in and seen my little girl eating basically garbage off the floor. It just didn’t settle well with me.
Bayonet
Now, this is funny. This is more of Evil Baby Mama’s stupidity. Evil Baby Mama called and threatened me with Bayonet. Yea, Bayonet.
Why? Because I smoked pot. Yep, because I smoked pot.
Never mind that that Evil Baby Mama has some family members that smoked pot. I know that for a fact because I’ve smoked with them.
Point is. Evil Baby Mama is not threatening her family with Bayonet for smoking pot. Just little ‘ol me.
Why? To simply try and get me in trouble so she can take my girls from me.
Obviously, Evil Baby Mama can’t just send Bayonet over to me. But still, that ignorant mindset is there.
Evil Baby Mama had filed a response to my Denial of Parenting Time Complaint in February 2011. In this response Evil Baby Mama says, “I believe that even more now that he has found a way to get a medical marijuana card and has full access to the stuff”.
I’m not bullshitting you. It’s right there. This is Evil Baby Mama’s level of ignorance. Evil Baby Mama is pulling everything out of her ass that she can to try and take and keep my girls from me.
Blackmail
Here Evil Baby Mama is making shit up again accusing me of trying to “Blackmail” her. Evil Baby Mama is pretty creative for someone so fucking stupid.
Legal Matters
Evil Baby Mama telling me that “We have some very serious legal matters to discuss”. I guess she’s trying to sound important and scary? It didn’t work.
Me Again
I don’t know what the fuck Evil Baby Mama is talking about? I don’t think she does either?
2008
March 16, 2008
During Child Exchange
Here I am telling Evil Baby Mama that I want our girls more. Evil Baby Mama isn’t having it. Evil Baby Mama tells me no while making up stupid, untrue excuses to justify it.
2010
August 13, 2010 – “LapUp”
This is a recording of me talking to my girls and them telling me how their Mother had them “LapUp”, as they call it, when there was too many people in the car. My oldest is talking. She was only 5. Apparently, there were too many people in the vehicle so Evil Baby Mama had the kids not in their car seats but instead “Lapping Up”. One kid sits on another’s lap and stretch the seatbelt around both of them.
I wasn’t impressed. Not very safe. Just sayin’!
December 17, 2010