Plaintiff: Evil Baby Mama
My custody battle started in August 2005 and ended, per the court, December 2024. 20 years of stupid fucking bullshit. Evil Baby Mama wouldn’t stop. Every time I’d turn around and the sun came up, Evil Baby Mama would have something new to accuse me of and her accusations were always fabricated bullshit.

I didn’t want all this fighting. I didn’t ask for it. All that I ever wanted was to just be dad. Evil Baby Mama took that from me. I wanted a good, close relationship with my girls. I wasn’t able to have enough time with them to do that. Evil Baby Mama wouldn’t allow me the time.
I wanted to be able to be a big, important part of my girl’s lives. I wanted to watch them grow, learn and be a part of everything that shaped their lives. I wanted to be there to catch them when they fell. I couldn’t do that. Evil Baby Mama took all of that from me.
For custody, I was given “Reasonable Parenting Time”. This “reasonable” time consisted of the “regular” schedule of every other weekend. Only four day a month. Every other holiday and six weeks of summer of my choosing. The non-custodial parent (me) wrote the summer schedule, per the court. All this time combined equaled approximately 93 days a year. Only 93 days a year.
This leaves Evil Baby Mama with approximately 272 days. Now, I’m no mathematician but this math just isn’t mathing. After 20 years I am still trying to figure out the formula where 93 = 272. There is nothing equal or reasonable about that.
I asked Evil Baby Mama to let me see my girls more. Evil Baby Mama would not let me. I practically begged. I asked scores and scores and scores of times. Evil Baby Mama told me no every time.
Evil Baby Mama would not allow me even one second past my court ordered time of 93 days a year. If it was not for the “court ordered” time, I would not have seen my girls at all. Evil Baby Mama would have kept them from me completely if she could have.

I’m sure Evil Baby Mama will say that I am getting on here lying, making stuff up. Really? There is just too much here to be making anything up. Seriously, man! If I could make up all this fucking shit I’d turn this mother fucker up into a fucking movie.
Evil Baby Mama’s ignorance shines like a fucking golden dildo.
I’m not making anything up. It’s all here. Evil Baby Mama had brainwashed and convinced our girls that I was the bad guy that I was the one lying. Evil Baby Mama is the one lying. Evil Baby Mama lied to our girls.
Take a look through this website. Over 900 pages of nothing but stupid, petty fucking bullshit. With everything it can be seen how much Evil Baby Mama lied and how manipulative she was. Evil Baby Mama created all of the problems. Evil Baby Mama created issues out of thin air like a fucking magician! All of this just because I wanted my girls more than 93 days a year.
Our Case File is big. It is about 8 ½ inches thick. That’s just what I have. The one in the court during hearings is bigger. If Evil Baby Mama would not have kept my girls from me. If Evil Baby Mama would not have kept me shut out of their lives. If Evil Baby Mama would not have forced me to fight for my girls. If all of this would not have happened this case file would not be so fucking big.
It’s big because I had to fight for my girls. Not because I didn’t have to. Evil Baby Mama brainwashed and convinced our girls that she did not keep them from me and did not make me fight for them.
Girls, your Mother lied to you!